Sarah:)
I like my xbox :D
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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster

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pornstartrek:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

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tealiteful:

i wanna live in a cute little cottage in the forest with someone i love where we can have kinky sex but also lay out in the grass and drink tea 

This^^

This sounds really pleasant

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

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vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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it got better

oh my god

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